Hi...

So this is a little awkward... surprise. I swore for a long time that I would never be a blogger. But I have recently had a change of heart, fueled in large part by inspiration from other nascent bloggers and my stock of anthropomorphisms yearning to breathe free.

And what better time than now? Still settling in to a new life, still adjusting to the nine-to-five... or rather the 8:30 to 5:30, still trying to find chairs for the dining table. Seriously, if anyone reads this and feels compelled to make his or her presence known through an offer of attractive, reasonably priced chairs, then this blog will be a success.

So, without further ado, I declare my intent to string together a few cogent, clever, or entertaining thoughts every now and again-- perhaps more frequently than that-- if for no other reason, then to prove that I can.